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The neighbor's child has built a muddy shrine to Satan in our yard. And I'm supposed to cut the lawn? OK, but look at those croquet clubs that she used (good God, they're mine) to pound her pentagrams of chicken bone into the ground. The handles are unscrewed from all the hammer heads. It's kind of shrewd the way she placed that Playskool™ telephone. Still, little girls should not touch garden tools or take the plastic rake out of the shed-- she's tied it with those jump ropes to the tree. A shattered flower pot. The Barbie head. Horrific how this child has learned the rules of Belial for sculpting in debris. by Rick Mullin |